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Some time back, we had a thread on Voldemort's most humiliating deaths in fic...

http://alchemyhl.freeforums.org/voldemo ... -t757.html

... and talked about doing a thread on Dumbledore, and his cunning plans exploding. Since things have been so quiet here, lately, I figured we may as well start that topic. :)

Prior to Deathly Hallows, I'd been annoyed at the large amounts of Manipuative!Dumbledore fic, portraying him as this manipulative mastermind that was ruthlessly using Harry and everybody else. As the final book demonstrated, it just turned out these writers were just writing him completely in character. So, what are your favorite fics where the jerk's plans are undone by Harry or others? I'll start with one from the other thread...

Luna's Hubby by Meteoric Shipyards
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2919503/1/Lunas_Hubby

One of my favorite H/L fics, in which a 7 year old Luna impulsively decides she's going to marry Harry Potter... right now. So, she finds him and kidnaps him.

Prophecies? We Don't Need No Stinking Prophecies! by Greywizard
http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-8583/Gre ... hecies.htm

A WIP, but it's 33 chapters so far are still worth reading. The author intended it to be just 10 or so, but... Well, that's how these things go. :) This is a BtVS crossover, with appearances from several characters from many Fandoms. Like the first story, it involves Dumbledore's plans being thwarted by Harry being adopted by others, in this case Buffy Summers and company. Dumbledore takes action and... Well, these aren't people you want to do this sort of thing to.

So, what are some you'd recommend?

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Continuing making things miserable for Albus Dumbledore, here's one that's not quite as hard on him as the other two, but he's still being a manipulative jerk having things go not as he planned. Like the first two, this is a series that has Harry being adopted by someone else, in this case a certain blonde from Gotham City. As the series is going to be H/L once they get to that point, Harry still has a thing for girls that remind him of Mommy. :)

I hadn't recced this before because, as fun as it is, one of the major characters is just being too mellow to be in character, but... The most recent chapter posted, Chapter 14 of the second story, just had a very nice plot twist regarding "Prank" (one of those "obvious in retrospect" type of twists) that makes me really want to see how this plays out.

Two's a Crowd: The Beginning
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4467111/1/T ... _Beginning

Two's a Crowd: The Blood Stone
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4711224/1/T ... lood_Stone

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And, here's another one by Meteoric Shipyards, the first of a planned series, Summer of Contracts. Spins off from the end of OotP, in which Harry explores the Chamber of Secrets after talking to Luna (There's more there than a big snake), then accepts an invitation from a certain blonde to go to Sweden with her.

http://www.ficwad.com/story/87870

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And why not a little H/L/Hr to make Dumbledore's cunning plans explode? Here's Darkened Paths by Paladeus, in which Luna sees a nighmarish possible future in which Harry and Hermione are married to Weasleys. So, she sets out to break Harry from Dumbledore's manipulations, and make him a better wizard in charge of his life and destiny in the process. Warning: occasional Lemony Goodness.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4483046/1/Darkened_Paths

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All the Dementors in Azkaban by LifeWriter

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5371934/1/A ... of_Azkaban

Two 12 year olds are in Azkaban, one sentenced, the other staying to support the first. A dark... Well, no, it's a complete crackfic. :)

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“Okay, here’s the deal,” Harry began.

The newly-freed Death Eaters were too busy staring in shock at the open doors to their cells to reply.

“As you may or may not be aware,” Sirius said.

“We’ve begun bi-weekly poker tournaments in the room that used to be the Auror Barracks,” Harry finished his sentence for him.

“But we have a major problem,” Sirius continued.

“Who goes by the name of Luna Lovegood, but what most of you don’t know, is that underneath her strange exterior,”

“Luna Lovegood is actually an extremely crafty witch.”

“And a genius at poker,” Harry added.

“Too right.” Sirius nodded. “Anyway, we’re tired of losing.”

“So we’re drafting you!” Harry said cheerfully. “You all have played poker before, right? Good! Just remember: don’t bet anything you don’t want to lose, don’t attack the Dementors, and if you try to cheat you won’t be invited back for a week.”

“And if you try to escape, we won’t rescue you from the Dementors,” Sirius added. “Ignore Harry, he’s barmy and thinks that they’re adorable, misunderstood creatures.”

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Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff

After OotP, Harry realizes Dumbledore has been manipulating him, and if he is going to defeat Voldemort and win his freedom, he'll need to think outside the box. Fortunately, he knows a certain someone who can teach him to do that. But first, pancakes.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3022004/1/H ... eak_Parade

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“Welcome to Travelling Trunks, how may we… Oh, I see. Hold on just a minute I’ll go get it.”

“Get what? What do you mean?”

“Well you are clearly a moody and depressed youth looking to get out from under the thumb of a meddling old coot. I just thought I’d go get the starter kit.”

“What’s in the moody youth starter kit?”

“A seven compartment Auror standard trunk, a small library of hexes and jinxes not taught at Hogwarts including an introduction to the Dark Arts, self refilling food cabinets, and the rooms in the seventh compartment are warded against the ministry underage magic detection.”

“Wow, that really is a great kit. Do you sell many?”

“No, not really. The last one we sold was to one… T. M. Riddle. He seemed really hacked off about something as well. I wonder if he ever succeeded in getting out from under that manipulative bastard of a transfiguration teacher he had.”

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Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:43 am
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And one from a few years back, written before DH (but Neville beheads Nagini, anyway), with the straightforward title...

Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1

Founders' Heirs (though done differently than usual, as they're the spiritual heirs. Especially liked who Slytherin's is... No, not Harry)! Important House Elves! Goblins! Centaurs! Mermaids! Fairies! Giant squids! Gnomes! Spam! Luna the Prankster! Santa Claus! Neville grows a beard! Dursleys get family counciling! And more!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2771223/1/H ... of_Destiny

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I signed up for ficwad, but it's taking them forever today to send me my validation. Cyber Monday, perhaps?


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What I've discovered with Ficwad is if you click the first chapter of a restricted fic, you can just keep going through it.

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